I have, unwittingly and undoubtedly, just received the most unique gift I could fathom – a website. How thoughtful and kind of young Aaron Traffas to bless me in such a way as I cannot describe. Whereas we have been friends in acoustics and enemies at the Megatouch, one thing has emerged fact: true narcissists, such as we, make the best gift givers. We know what will give the recipient a maximum of personal joy. In the days to come, look for this to be one of the best-kept secrets among obscure websites, as a veritable plethora of questionable knowledge and unquestionable valor will ring forth from lucasmaddy.com.
Holy crap. What a Merry Christmas.